Mhmmm let’s see I was once in a devastating misunderstanding with my beautiful girlfriend, Britney. We were at my house talking about the future. So I asked here some questions. So I asked her, “Hey, do you love me.
Yes, I do a lot too and I want us to be together forever.
Ok, well if I moved away will you break up with me. Then I saw her shaking in fear but it was nervousity. Britney straightened up and said “No, I wouldn’t I’d still love you no matter what happens to me or you. Why do you ask?
I’m asking because you never know what will happen in life you know but don’t worry I wont move well at least I’ll try with all my power not to baby.
Ok sweetie.” Britney kissed me and then ran out of my room crying. I chased after her like a starving African lion trying to get his prey.
Wait Britney come back what do I do or say?” I yelled. I finally caught up with her took her in my arms held her tight and gave her a ponderous dramatic kiss and I cried. “What is wrong Britney please tell me I will do anything to make it better?
I don’t want you to move. I love too much for you to leave me. You’re my world Vertisalis. Plus I heard long distance relationships don’t work out so well. Don’t worry though I won’t break up with you.
I am not moving believe that. I never said I was going to anyway don’t assume things. You should have asked me if I was straight up. I’m not mad at you though don’t worry. I want us to last forever to and we will through out the bad and the good. I won’t leave you for nothing in the world trusts me.
Ok, sweetie you promise right?
Yes, of course I promise I’ll put my life on it.” Ever since that tragic misunderstanding our love has been greater than ever.

MY KERNAL ESSAY

I was in my black leather chair at home on my high-speed computer crying big blues tears of “boredism.” I was making a game on Command and Conquer. So then I looked for a challenge while I was Global Lunatic Association A.K.A GLA. So I made the title of the game “Pros Only.” Seven people join in about two minutes which is a good thing and they were confident and ready to beat me. I made fun of some of their names, like Mr. Weiner or Nub King. They needed a name like mine the one and only legendary king VERTISALIS. So I picked this gigantic unlimited money map that I made when I had nothing to do. I thought “Aw, man, I can’t wait to win but God it’s going to take ages.